Because deep down, they're good people.
Afroturf
A: Because he's Haydn!
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
6 foot of snot
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.