What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.