What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28