Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.