Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.