Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.