What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.