What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?