What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !