What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can