What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.