What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."