What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!