What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!