What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.