What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.