What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.