Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What does Pong and WW1 have in common?

It's not about strategy, but endurance.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing