What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis