What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

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Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

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Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!