Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Meditate Jokes More Meditate Jokes

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Neutron Jokes More Neutron Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.