What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year