What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.