How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?