How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y