What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances