What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What are a redneck's last words?

Hey, guys, look what I can do!"

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?