What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.