What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope