What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.