What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk