What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.