What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!