What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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Russel.

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How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

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What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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A snake with a lisp !

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.