What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.