What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo