What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!