What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Close the door and go to .

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.