What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Short John Silver!

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.