What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.