What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.