What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands