Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!