Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What do you feel like having?

Nothing."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert