What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.