What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.