Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae