Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Pipe down.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.