How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD