How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.