How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.