How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.