How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."