What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL