What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.