What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech