What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL