What does NASA stand for?

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars