How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why are millenials so odd?

Because they can't even...