Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.