Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!