Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.