Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.