I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
She was looking in Alderaan places.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
For people that don't want anything to drink
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
You can actually punch information into a computer.
The latter represents people that win.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
