Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.