Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Cork Jokes More Cork Jokes

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !