Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM