Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"