What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.