What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.