How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!