How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !