How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet