What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.