How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.