How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands