What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back