What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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The leash goes slack

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.