What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.