What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.